you can say it when the 8 years have passed.

as it is an excellent hobby, i wonder why no one decided to make php support and share it. The project is open source.

if you need php for some task you should consider using the command line version (php.exe, i use it every day) to do the dirty job by calling it through {.exec.}
You can do most things this way, it's just slower than direct php, and you most times can't tell if it's too slow before you try.