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Offline rejetto

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italian spiderman
« on: August 04, 2008, 07:06:17 PM »

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Re: italian spiderman
« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2008, 11:54:11 PM »
hehe, yea, that was funny, a littlebit rough on the ladies to my taste do  :D
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Re: italian spiderman
« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2008, 10:22:05 AM »
the "rough on ladies" part is referred to italian (past?) culture ;)

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Re: italian spiderman
« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2008, 12:52:08 AM »
yea, yea, i kind of knew that ;) That is what i like about "alternative" movies, you dot see that fucking flag all the time. (does anyone bite on that anymore?) hehe
Ive seen some B/W Japanese ninja movies lately, that is remind me of Rambo1&MadMax2 (you know what i mean. SOUL!) ..but then again, who can blame them, its all about the money.
hehe here `s an good example: If an slimey bitchass motherfucker BITCH ass came up to my face and beeing rude (girl). I would tell her: Do not feel protected by beeing a girl, girl, cause im the type of guy that that smash fucking girl faces bitch fuck bitch fuck, and so on, and so on.
...hehe that was cind of teenage spoken, yea, hmmmm..... that explains why its 15 years since i said it last. hehe ..but its a good one.
Well!, saying that, i feel  i should say something opposite.
Do you wannna hear the best checkupfraze in the whole world. LET ME HEAR YOU SCREEEEEEEEEEEM!! (not you rejetto;-)

You see a girl (yea, it could be across the street, the key here is to say what you mean, and mean what you say) you see a girl (she is so beautyful, beyond your imagination)(remember what i said about,mean what you say, and say it from your heart. NO FUZZ. Dont fool yourselves!)
You walk up to her, and you say:

Hesus Jhonson, you are beautyful, do you have a boyfriend`?

If she say yes.
You say: That is too bad, but if you did not, would i fall true the needeleye`?
If she say no: ok, that is a no.

If she say:
 No, i dont have a boyfriend.
You say:
Ooh  :D ehh.. Do you want one`? Do you think i could be your boyfriend`? Do you like what you see, me.. Should we try...

DONT use it if you dont mean it..

..what was the topic again..? hehe HFS right..  ;)

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Re: italian spiderman
« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2008, 02:03:35 AM »
hmmm.. I can really say stupid things some times. Good thing that the above reply isnt one of them. hehe
Ive been walking around all week, saying im: the ITALIAN SPIDERMAN
Hey! Watch out! ..im the italian spiderman! mmmmgrrr bonita!, italian spiderman!!
Feel free to lock this topic  ;)
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Re: italian spiderman
« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2008, 08:21:52 AM »
No way, it will stay open, and in the end I'll sell it as a book.

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Re: italian spiderman
« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2008, 11:57:57 PM »
rofl hehe, ok, second opinion: That`s a great idea, then someone will remember me to in 200 years :) As Fysack anyway.
You see, i belive one day someone come knocking on your door asking: Heyy! Do you wanna buy your infromatione..?
I would offcourse reply: Fuck off and die! You can`t  #"!%§F!!!"!!§F¤/¤&%.
..Ey, maybe this already is a book!..? So lets think movie here ;D An animated one.. wow! hehe
But be aware of 1.0, he might not take this lightly if he finds out at young age, about Fysack.
I cant even feel safe with the Italian Spiderman around..
 

 
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Re: italian spiderman
« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2008, 10:36:23 AM »
Do you know the FRENCH SPIDERMAN? ALAIN ROBERT

NO?????

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2TJ3tU8mbo&feature=related


COCORICO

(click on gif) ;)

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Re: italian spiderman
« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2008, 11:12:03 AM »

..what was the topic again..? hehe HFS right..  ;)

Might as well speak 'out having a spa and jumping right after n a frozen lake (*)  ... shouting :

"Watch out Here comes the Norvegian Spiderman"


(*) some kind of  above the polar circle habit I heard
« Last Edit: September 17, 2008, 11:14:54 AM by TCube »
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Re: italian spiderman
« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2008, 11:51:35 PM »
I`seen that dude Alain before. Waco-crazy :P What if those constructionworkers worked with accord. No screw there, a little bit glue here... iiih, ahh AAAAAAaaaaa......
 :) ..and no TCube, that is Iceland you are thinking about, and i do think they shout someting like: "Watch out Here comes the French Viking"
No. Just kidding. They do offcourse scream: Here comes the Italian Viking  ;)
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