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A little comedy from Americas wonderful president

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Offline ELEVENNNN

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I thought you might get a good laugh out of this... the poem below is taken from things George Bush has said while doing a little public speaking:

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MAKE THE PIE HIGHER
by George W. Bush

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!

I got this from snopes: http://www.snopes.com/politics/bush/piehigher.asp

I think hes an okay guy but no one can deny he has  aproblem speaking. Most of you arent american so your allowed to call him a big gay if you wish :P (although you could/can even if you were american)

-Kurt
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Offline ELEVENNNN

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Haha, one thing occured to me, if you are not american you will probably think this sounds fine unless you have a very good command of the language.. Like when he says 'is our children learning'.  That's bad, especially for a US president heh.. but anyway, if it makes sense to you, thats cool I guess.

I laughed.
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Elevennnn:

Don't 'misunderestimate' foreign readers, even if Bush's friend (Ex-president of Spain) was hardly understood by the students when he gave conferences in 'english' at the university of Georgetown...
your computer has no brain - use your own !


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reminds me of a french saying : "Tourner sept fois sa langue dans sa bouche" ...
still, I liked snope's exercice turning 'round speeches into a nice absurd poem !

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Offline ELEVENNNN

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Bacter, i would say you have a good command of the language. Lol you said misunderestimate... you got it perfectly.

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